WASHINGTON -- In the spirit of the Olympics, it has long been clear who takes the gold medal for worst performer in the White House. (Hint: his office has no corners.) Now, it's time to award the silver medal to an unexpected choice: White House Chief of Staff John Kelly.
Kelly's triumph, such as it is, comes after serious contenders were eliminated from the competition: 24-day national security adviser Michael Flynn, who barely had time to inflict damage, and adviser Stephen Bannon, who did.
That leaves, somewhat surprisingly, Kelly. He came in as the supposed grown-up in the room, the competent four-star who, if he couldn't corral Trump's worst instincts and behaviors, at least could impose some trickle-down discipline.
Which Kelly, by all accounts, has done. But he has also reaped the whirlwind he was supposed to calm, most explosively with his relentlessly obtuse handling of domestic abuse allegations against one of his most trusted aides, former staff secretary Rob Porter. Remarkably among the Trump administration's unceasing string of problems, this one was not Trump-inflicted -- rather it was inflicted by the very staffer who was supposed to stop the president from self-harm.
"Every president reveals himself by the presidential portraits he hangs in the Roosevelt Room, and by the person he picks as his chief of staff," historian Richard Norton Smith told Chris Whipple, author of "The Gatekeepers: How the White House Chiefs of Staff Define Every Presidency."
If so, Trump's first definition, in the person of Reince Priebus, was as an executive who preferred to surround himself by toadies. Trump's beef with Priebus, as The Washington Post reported on the occasion of his firing, was that Priebus was "weak, weak, weak." Kelly's allure, for Trump chief of staff 2.0, was his standing as one of "my generals," as Trump likes to call them. Just as Priebus revealed Trump's insatiable desire for stroking, Kelly illustrated his unsettling attraction to strongmen.
Chief of staff is a thankless, impossible job for every president. Trump makes the chief's task Herculean. So it's hard to blame Kelly for implementing his own version of the Serenity Prayer, and accepting that there was no way to control the presidential Twitter feed.
The problem, as it turned out, was that Kelly not only reinforced some of Trump's worst instincts -- he displayed them himself. Where Trump resisted condemning white separatists protesting the removal of a Robert E. Lee statue in Charlottesville last summer, Kelly followed a few months later with a paean to Lee as "an honorable man" and asserting that "the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War."
Likewise, Kelly seems to share Trump's inclination to escalate and allergy to apology. After Kelly attacked Florida Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson as an "empty barrel" and a video showed that he had misrepresented her comments, Kelly vowed that he would "never" apologize.
So Kelly's start-to-finish botching of the Porter situation was of a piece with his faltering past performance, and in line with Trump's own dismissive attitude toward domestic violence. Kelly wasn't "fully aware" of the allegations against Porter? If so, only because he failed to take them seriously. He cared more about keeping one of the few capable people inside the West Wing at his side than about having an accused abuser on the staff.
In short, Trump and Kelly deserve one another. Their country deserves better.